||[Apr. 8th, 2004|10:42 pm]
Title: Pavlov’s Major|
Rating: It’s all implied, very light, definitely a U.
Pairing: Implied Paul/Jack
Disclaimer: I don’t own these characters despite how much I wish I did.
Summery: A drabble in which Sam and Daniel decided to apply Pavlov to Major Davis and the Colonel.
Comments: If you aren’t already aware, Pavlov trained dogs to drool at the sound of a bell using food as a stimulus.
Feedback: Yes, please, I’d LOVE some :o)
“Sam, I’m a civilian and an academic, I’m allowed to.” Daniel leaned forward over the table in order to keep the conversation between himself and the major, just barely missing planting his elbow in a half finished dish of tomato soup. “You know maybe we should rename Jack ‘Pavlov’.”
“Pavlov?” Sam giggled.
“Yeah well you see, whenever someone mentions Jack a certain someone else starts to slowly drown in a puddle of their own dribble; it’s obvious.”
“I guess we shouldn’t poke fun,” said Sam, grinning, “Still, can you imagine the look on the Colonel’s face? Do you think if we rang a bell…”
They both dissolved into fits of sniggers and so neither of them noticed Jack stride over until he’d plonked a plate on the table next to Daniel and demanded to know what was funny.
Daniel pushed his glasses further up the bridge of his nose and shot Sam an evil grin, “Oh, just a little academic in-joke, I’m sure you’d find it fascinating Jack, me and Sam were just discussing Psychology and-”
“In that case I’m not asking,” said Jack, shovelling pie.